:10—The University of Pittsburgh men’s basketball team…ahhh…ummm…well, see what had happened was…no, no, wait. See there were two nuns and the one nun said to the other nun? Sorry, that’s all I got. I don’t know what else I can tell ya!
:09—To look at the boys Allderdice basketball team in action, the way they flow, the ball movement, the clutch 3s and the team ball they play, you could put money on their chances to win state. That being said, I don’t know what’s coming from the other side of the state and with that being said, if they run into a team with two strong big men, it will present match-up problems. Down low. Butttt with that being said, I like their chances. It’s a really good team and well coached. They slowly took Altoona H.S. apart and for the most part led and controlled the entire game.
:08—By the way, did you know that Altoona is coached by former Altoona, Villanova and Minnesota Timberwolves star Doug West. It’s true what they say. You can always go home.
:07—Look I know you think you know more about the movies than me and that’s okay, but know this…you better run and see…Get Out…as soon as you can. I am telling ya, scary, funny, and real racist, but you’re going to love it. Trust me. I give it three J.V. basketballs cause it’s not on the varsity scale but listen, when somebody tells you to get out, you better get out!!! You?ll see.
:06—Okay, come October you’re going to be stopping me in the street or at Dollar General…(What? Yeah, I go to Dollar General. Don?t get it twisted. I ain’t that proud. If corn flakes are a $1 there and $4 at Giant Eagle, man you know where I am going. And shut up anyway, that’s where I saw you.) Anyway, you’re going to be last minute talking about “Neal, how come you didn’t put so and so in the City League Hall of Fame?” So I’m telling you again. Now is the time to start the nomination process. The committee has begun the process. Here’s how to do it. I’ll write slow so some of you Carrick and Langley grads can keep up. (Oh, relax. Just a little City League humor…besides, you’re a little short on legends anyway. Again, relax will ya?!?!) #1 City League grad. #2 Best of the Best. #3 Major varsity sport 2 of 3 years. #4 Strong moral character. #5 Must be able to attend. #6 Out of school minimum 5 years. #7 Able to identify 10 people that will attend to support you. Call 412-628-4856 to nominate and remember, only 15 will be selected.
:05—Remember, you can nominate a deceased athlete as well, but only 10 will be selected.
:04—This just in. Winter is officially over. Your Pittsburgh Pirates open the 2017 season at home on Friday, April 7 against the Atlanta Braves at 1:05. Beat Um Bucs!
:03—Congratulations Pittsburgh City League. Back to back sports seasons with no problems. Football season and basketball season. And big props to our outstanding student athletes. Representing well. Remember, “We are People of the Mighty, Mighty People of the Sun. In our Hearts Lie All the Answers of the Truth we Come From!” (The elements youngsters. Earth, Wind and Fire!)
:02—Speaking of good ole school music, here’s this. Ed Gainey, oh my bad. State Rep. Ed Gainey thinks he knows something about it. Now we know he knows politics. He’s a politician. And we know he knows football. He played at “The Body.” And I know for a fact he knows basketball cause he played in the Connie Hawkins League, but Ed don’t know “Bo” about old school. You tell me where you’re going if you got money for one ticket…Ed says Earth, Wind and Fire. I say The Temptations with David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks. Ed says Anita Baker…I say the queen of soul Aretha Franklin. Ed says Luther…I say Teddy! Text me where you’re going 412-628-4856. And don?t make me come after you!!!
:01—The 2017 Connie Hawkins Summer Basketball League Hall of Fame Inductees, Dave Burries, Joe Barlow, Brian Carroll, Nate Duck, Cory Gadson, Hosea Champayne, Gary Nelson, Rico Appendanza, Coach Ringo Saunders, Kevin Price, Jimmy Nichols, Eric Carter, Mark Hassell,Vince Lackner, Shawn Harvey. Everyone listed here please contact me so I can get your information. 412-628-4856.
:00—Our hearts and prayers go out to the family and friends of Ms. Deborah L. Walker who passed away suddenly last week. God bless. You were wonderful and will be missed.
~ GAME OVER ~
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