:10—Let’s get the important thing out the way first. I mean the real important stuff. No, not the Super Bowl. What the heck do we care! And no not Pitt or Duquesne basketball. Judging by the attendance at the last couple games, not many people seem to care about that either. No, we’re talking – THE – MOST – IMPORTANT – THING – EVER…the return of the top 25 finest women in the world. Yeah, I know, you missed it last year and you’re hurting about it, but ease your pain, it’s back and you’re gonna love it. Yes you will . . . yes you will!!! (Brought to you by the secluded “man team” that does the selecting. Nope, don’t ask. Just know they’re the best available for the job.)
Heeerrreee we go: 1. Michele Obama, 2. Jennifer Lopez, 3. Halle Berry, 4.Taraji P. Henson, 5. Deepika Padukone, 6. Beyonce, 7. Kim Kardashian, 8. Kerry Washington, 9. Nicole Scherzinger, 10. Angelina Jolie, 11. Scarlett Johansson, 12. Serena Williams, 13. Rihanna, 14. Alicia Keys, 15. Rosario Dawson, 16. Mila Kunis, 17. Margot Robbie, 18. Sofia Vergara, 19. Gabrielle Union, 20. Vanessa Williams, 21. Jessica Alba, 22. Nia Long, 23. Paula Patton, 24. Eva Mendes, 25. Zoe Saldana. Got a better list? Text it to me at 412-628-4856 and it better be better!
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AT THE FINISH LINE…25 finest women in the world
:09—Whatever the mental problem was in the Pitt locker room, they fixed it. I told you it wasn’t physical and I told you true players don’t quit. Evidence the North Carolina and Duke games. Don’t be surprised if they upset the ACC tournament.
:08—And by the way, Roosevelt Nix is no longer a laughing matter and shows he came to ball. The seven footer has heart and desire and the 275 pounds will do the rest. (By now you know his brother Rozelle plays for the Steelers…duh!?!?)
:07—Shame, shame, shame on you so called Duquesne alumni. Your team can’t win and you just stop showing up! Shame! It’s not the B.B. Flenory, Bruce Atkins, Norm Nixon, Gary Nelson Dukes I remember!
:06—For goodness sake, will you Black people, yeah I said it, will you please stop littering in your own community. It’s disgusting and unnecessary. Have some self pride about ya!!!
:05—Back to Pitt for a second. You seem to discount the importance of Sheldon Jeter and his rebounding efforts. Trust me, he makes a huge difference.
:04—Still looking for account executives wanting to get paid and right now. If you can sell water to a man on fire, call 412-628-4856 for your spot on the team.
:03—Make your nomination for the Pittsburgh City League High School Hall of Fame Inductions starting now. Any City League grad who was best of the best. Text name, number, e-mail, school, grad year and sport to 412-628-4856.
:02—Hey Zik, you heard it here first. The Cav’s will not repeat, I repeat, the Cav’s will not repeat!!! It will be the Spurs baby!
:01—In memory of the late great John “Shang-Hi” Mathews who just passed away a few weeks ago, the fellas will all gather to toast a drink to the slam dunk master this Friday, February 10 at 6 p.m. until…at The Savoy. No cover. Just come. See ya there.
:00—DOUBLE OVERTIME
Oh by the way, back to the Super Bowl, I’ve got New England 34–28 over Atlanta…don’t ask me how I know this to be true. This is why people read my column every week! (Okay, okay, I wrote this thing on Monday morning.)
~ GAME OVER ~
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