SPECIAL FIVE STAR EDITION ~ THE “50 YEAR ANNIVERSARY”
SUPER BOWL “TOP 10 THINGS”
:10—Coming to you live from the Super Bowl in the Bay area. No, I am not, but for a minute you thought I was…yes, you did, oh you did so. (Look, just between me, you and the wall, you know Mr. Doss and the Courier “ain’t” sending me to the Super Bowl…the super market maybe to get some ice for the party…but not the Super Bowl!
:09—Hey, great national anthem by Lady Ga Ga and really good job with showcasing the Super Bowl MVP’s. Terry, Franco, Lynn and Hines, way to represent.
:08—Yeah, I know every day is Black History Day, but let’s celebrate this occasion by saluting Cam “Dab” Newton on being the second Black quarterback to lead a team to the Super Bowl. Name the first…name him…c’mon…c’mon…you know this…almost there…okay, Doug Williams out of Grambling University and the Washington Redskins. “Hoo-Rah!”
:07—It’s too early to call and I don’t think it will stand all night, but I think “Cam” and the boys are a little tight and you can’t be tight against Denver’s #1 ranked “D.” The 2nd quarter should change things.
:06—Speaking of things changing…some things never do, here’s a sidebar question. What would you rather be…now be careful here. This might be a little tricky…would you rather be a police dog, or would you rather be a Black man in America? I know, right? Those police dogs get treated pretty good…dead or alive. I’m just sayin’!!!
:05—I’m holding tight. I keep Carolina 34-21 like I said.
:04—While the game takes a slow moment, let me take you back to some great moments. “The way we do.” Terry to Swann two of the greatest catches ever. Terry to Stallworth over the shoulder. Franco running crazy. The Steel Curtain, greatest of all time Greene, White, Greenwood and Holmes. Wagner, J.T., Blount, Shell, Lambert, Russell and Ham. Webster and the legendary “O-Line” and of course it ain’t a party without Grossman, Bleier, Myron and The Terrible Towel. C’mon Man!!!!!
:03—Can we get Halle Berry in a Super Bowl commercial? I’m just askin’. Oh please, don’t act like you weren’t thinking it!
:02—HALFTIME SHOW…you betcha! As I thought “Cold Play” lived down to the hype and then Bruno Mars and “Lady B” saved the day. M.J., Prince, Bruce Springsteen, don’t worry, you still rule. I mean look, if it rains when you sing Purple Rain…you rule.
:01—Just relax. I did the hard work for ya. Now here’s your Top 10 Super Bowl commercials. Just shut up! #10 Coke Cola “The Hulk,” #9 Steve Harvey “T-Mobile,” #8 Kevin Hart-desparate dad, #7 The wiener dogs, #6 Hyundai “with the talking bears,” #5 Buick “The Catch,” #4 Budlite – Amy and Seth, #3 Amazon Echo, #2 Snickers “Marilyn Monroe,” #1 “Seal” Super Bowl Babies
~ GAME OVER ~
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