:10—I ran into the most dominant basketball player in Pitt University history yesterday…of course it was Sam “Bam” Clancy. And yet my words continue to fall on deaf ears. But “I’ll be Your Huckleberry” (“Doc Holiday”…Wyatt Earp for the lesser of you!) Let’s get it started again. RETIRE SAM CLANCY’S SHIRT!!! Please call the Pitt Athletic Department today. Be very professional.
:09—Cam and Carolina win the Bowl 35-21. Take it to the bank.
:08—O.K.C. will never win the NBA title as long as “Durant” and “Westbrook” are together. They both need the ball too much.
:07—Fear not little Johnny, the Spurs will be OK and they will win the West over the Warriors. They’re just resting “Duncan.”
:06—I don’t know about the news, traffic and weather, but I can tell ya this…WTAE in Pittsburgh has the finest women in town doing work on T.V. Just Google. Oh please, shut up…you know you see it and think it every day. STAND UP, BE A MAN!!!
:05—Calvin Johnson, aka “Megatron” is leaving the Lions and $16 million on the table. That tells you the level of pain he must be playing with. It’s not always about the money.
:04—The Pitt Men’s Basketball team put a whoopin’ on Virginia Tech as they should have. Now they’ve got to find a way to beat the Big Dogs. By the way, Jamel Artis will play in the NBA. You heard it here first. He can run, handle, pass, shoot, rebound and “D”.
:03—Speaking of Pitt basketball, Coach Suzie McConnell-Serio (Olympian) now has the Lady Panthers in the winning direction. Don’t forget to “Pink the Pete” Feb. 28. Hoo-Rah!!!
:02—I know I give you a lot of Pitt basketball…I got roots there. But get down to “The Bluff” and see the Dukes. They’re on a national roll.
:01—Yes, yes, yes Terrell Owens should be a first round Hall of Fame Inductee. If not, it’s criminal, in spite of the glitz and glamour!
~ GAME OVER ~
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