:10—I ran into the most dominant basketball player in Pitt University history yesterday…of course it was Sam “Bam” Clancy. And yet my words continue to fall on deaf ears. But “I’ll be Your Huckleberry” (“Doc Holiday”…Wyatt Earp for the lesser of you!) Let’s get it started again. RETIRE SAM CLANCY’S SHIRT!!! Please call the Pitt Athletic Department today. Be very professional.
:09—Cam and Carolina win the Bowl 35-21. Take it to the bank.
:08—O.K.C. will never win the NBA title as long as “Durant” and “Westbrook” are together. They both need the ball too much.
:07—Fear not little Johnny, the Spurs will be OK and they will win the West over the Warriors. They’re just resting “Duncan.”
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