SPECIAL EDITION: NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS . . . WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR THEM OR NOT!
:10 I resolve to remind you that you know how this list starts so don’t act surprised. I resolve to have Halle Berry by any means necessary. (Yes, including that . . . that too . . . yep, and that!)
:09 I resolve to take Achieving Greatness Inc. and the annual and now historic Pittsburgh City League High School All-Sports Hall of Fame to heights unimaginable by any of us bringing the Legends to their rightful place.
:08 I resolve to personally “mind-control” every human being within my power to understand that Donald Trump is in fact the devil and can do this country no good!!!
:07 I resolve to have my dad, Kevin Cameron, Mike Booker and “Zik” raise a way overdue monument to me and my superior sports knowledge . . . C’mon man!
:06 I resolve to continue my behind the scenes top level effort to get Black representation on local T.V. and radio sports talk shows. It’s Pit-ti-ful . . . just Pit-ti-ful!!!
:05 I resolve to get “the powers that be” to put me on the front page of the New Pittsburgh Courier . . . yeah, good luck with that. (It’s a conspiracy I tell ya!)
:04 I resolve to lose 25 pounds . . . yeah, good luck with that too. (Hard to do if you keep sucking down wings from “Hook and Fish”. I’m just sayin’!)
:03 I resolve to get to Hawaii if it’s the last thing I do, and it just might be. That whole retirement thing is looking better and better.
:02 I resolve to put all my money on the Spurs to win the West and the NBA title. The G.S.Warriors will fall . . . they will fall I tell ya.
:01 I resolve to be front and center as your Pittsburgh Steelers line up for the 7th Super Bowl title. Remember, you heard it here first. The wild card race to the Bowl continues.
:00 I resolve to continue my front row presence at the Savoy . . . thus once again the problem with losing 25 pounds . . . their wings ain’t bad either.
~ GAME OVER ~
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