:10—Steelers…Bengals…Penalties…Missed field goals at the buzzer…Blow outs…yeah, yeah, yeah, and blah, blah, blah…Did you see “J-Lo” and Taraji at the Golden Globes? Mmmaaannn!!!
:09—And secondly and even more importantly, I played the Super Power Ball. I need 1.4 billion like the next guy. Needless to say, I bought ten tickets and only had two (2) numbers on all ten tickets. But somehow the White man can’t seem to understand why Black people are mad! …huh? (Oh, my bad. That goes with another story.)
:08—But did you see “J-Lo?” And that leg!
:07—OK, OK, here’s your Steelers stuff. And the Top 10 reasons we’re in. No. 1—Cause I told ya we would be. No. 2—“Big Ben” rose up “Big”…that’s what legends are made of! No. 3—The Steelers defense is for real. No. 4—Including the D-backs, they kept the game in check, minus one big play to Green. No. 5—Because they caught “El-Chappo” the drug dealer. Why you say? El-Chappo off the market…less weed for Martavis Bryant! Oh please, you were thinking it too. No. 6—Of course…the Martavis Bryant touchdown catch. Sorry “A.B.” that’s the catch of the year. No. 7—They won in spite of not taking the extra point vs. the two point conversation. No. 8—Chris Boswell…period! No. 9—Thank you once again Adam “Pacman” Jones and big thanks Vontaze Burfict…stupid, just stupid! No. 10—“J-Lo’s” dress…OK, whatever…haters!
:06—My Connie Hawkins League veteran/partner that I saw at the South Side gas station. I forgot your name, but I know you well…it’s my concussions man! But keep reading. You’re now “In the Locker Room.” (P.S. text me your name. 412-628-4856.)
:05—Farewell David Bowie…You “Young American.” You made “Being Real” a sport way ahead of your time when you married supermodel and Black woman “Iman”…out front, loud and proud!
:04—Just a question. You mean to tell me there are two late night sports talk shows on and they can’t find one Black man to talk sports on KDKA or WPXI? I’m just askin!
:03—“Roll Tide!!!” End of story. Alabama beats Clemson.
:02—Achieving Greatness Inc. still looking for talented account executives to make money now! Also smart and aggressive program planners and fashion director. Call AGI at 412-628-4856 today.
:01—The Pitt basketball team is for real…now! Still have to see what we do against the big boys. Duke, North Carolina, Virginia. But Coach Dixon is letting them run. “Let’s” Run Boys, Let’s Run!”
:00—If anyone knows Connie King from McDonald, Pa., ask her to please call me. Old friend from college 412-628-4856.
~ GAME OVER ~
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