:08—I’m on a roll, might as well keep it going. Your Pittsburgh Pirates have two out of three from the pain in the butt Brewers and are looking to take three as we speak. Two? behind St. Louis and three? ahead of the Cubs. I told you weeks ago not to worry…trust me, there’s plenty of time for that later if we don’t win the division outright. That would be the wild card game. What? I can’t do it all people.
:07—Can’t understand why you’re worried about your Steelers either. #1 They go on the road to New England and hold Tom and the boys to 28 points. #2 They endured yet more cheating a/k/a “Head Set” Gate. #3 We don’t have Le’Veon Bell. #4 We don’t have Maurkice Pouncey. #5 We don’t have Martavis Bryant. #6 – Our replacement kicker for our replacement kicker who replaced our kicker missed two field goals. #7 Let’s face it, the Antonio Brown trick play was a bad call at the time…we were running the ball down their throat. #8 Are you kidding me. You’re a veteran wide receiver and you can’t get both feet inbounds and you’re all alone in the end zone. #9 DeAngelo Williams almost made you forget about Le’Veon Bell. #10 Antonio Brown is the best receiver in football. NOW – THERE’S – ALL – THE – REASONS – YOU – NEED – NOT – TO – WORRY – AND – YOU – GOT – IT -COMPLIMENTS – OF – A – SNEAKY – BACKDOOR – TOP 10 – GOTCHA!!!
:06—Your Pitt Panthers are 2-0 as they should be. Youngstown State and Akron are tune-up games. Treat them as such. James Connor, All-American running back, is out for the year??? Next – man – up!!!
:05—The fact that Meadville High School beat Dubois 107-90 is great. The icing on the cake is running back Journey Brown ran for 722 yards…yep in one game…and ten touchdowns. Now that’s a “C’mon Man” for all time! Just Google It.
:04—Penn State won after blowing the opener against Temple for the first time in a 1,000 years. Now the Black coach doesn’t have to worry about being fired…at least for another week! (Oh shut up. You know you were thinking it too…but I’m the bad guy!)
:03—In the famous words of the late great James Brown, “Please, Please, Please, Please” don’t tell Mr. Doss I told you this. You know he doesn’t play this free plug stuff…but Stevie Wonder is coming to town Saturday, Oct. 19 at the Consol. Now you been told. (Hey promoters, how about getting with us? I’m just saying!!)
:02—Pittsburgh City Leaguers, here are your elected 2015 Pittsburgh City League All-Sports Hall of Fame Inductees. Congratulations to the Class of 2015: Larry Anderson (SH); Katelyn Brown; Larry Brown; Carmen Bruce; Edna Campbell; Ricky Cannon; Bill Clark; Joe DeFirore; Herb Douglas; Henry Ford; Wesley Garnett; John Gerdaino; Lynn Harris; Renee Henderson; Mark Hogan; Hosea Holder; Curtis Hefflin; Tony Liscio; Rod Rutherford; Ahmad Shereef; and Arnie Sowell. The 2nd annual historic event will be held Saturday, October 17th at the magnificent Wyndham Hotel, University Center in Oakland (not Downtown). Cocktail Reception 6 p.m.; Hors d’oeuvres spread and welcome 7 p.m.; Awards presentation 8 p.m.; Post-reception party (to be announced); Tickets $40 in advance, $50 at the door. Only 250 seats available. Call 412-628-4856 for information.
:01—GAME OVER
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