Overtime 6-17-15

:08—Here it is.  Take all your money out the bank…All $119.00…and take this to the bank.  By now you know, cause I told ya so, but I’ll tell ya for the last time.  Golden State wins it all…but I think in 7 not 6, not really sure.  But know this…“Bron-Bron”…oh I’m sorry, “King James” and the boys win it all next year.  When they get “Irving” and “Love” back they may be unstoppable.  And that’s not counting who LeBron might bring to the team in the off season.
:07—OK Zik, so for five years I’ve been trying to tell you why I don’t like LeBron James.  Great talent, nice guy, clean-cut family man, intelligent, articulate…..But he had to say it.  And I quote, “Yes I am confident, after all I am the greatest player in the world!”  “Michael” never said it, “Kobe” never said it, “Dr. J.” never said it, “Bird” never said it, “Magic” never said it.  This demand is rarely used second…C’Mon Man!!!
:06—Speaking of great, or not.  To hell with Delly!  The CAVS 10-minute man off the bench, Matthew Dellavedova, has had his 15 minutes. Let’s move on.
:05—Your Pittsburgh Pirates “walk off” the plank with two from the PHILLIES in late innings due to great pitching and good defense, who knew?
:04—Mark your calendar! The 2nd Annual Pittsburgh City League High School All Sports Hall of Fame Induction is set for Saturday, Oct. 10.  Don’t be the only one without a ticket!
:03—To that point, don’t miss the Hall of Fame Old School Par-tay with Sly Jock upstairs at the Savoy, Thursday, June 25; 7-11 p.m. Tickets are $15 in advance, $20 at the door.  Free parking, cash bar, cash kitchen and 50/50 raffle. Call 412- 628-4856 for more information.
:02—As you know, I admittedly know nothing about hockey.  No, really I don’t;  I know it’s hard to believe. Anyway, I know this, it’s 90 degrees outside and Tampa is in the NHL Championship in the middle of June…Don’t you find that to be a little strange? I am just sayin’!
:01—You people…and I do mean you people! Sitting around, drinking your Bud, eatin’ your wings and wishing your game was ever good enough to play in the City League Championship, let alone NBA Championship.  While you sit there you’re missing one very important thing…Serena Williams–is –about–to–become–the–greatest–female–tennis–player–of–all–time!!!! (Hey, don’t thank me, that’s what I am here for.)
:00—Here’s your Top 10 list, ‘cause I know you love it. Yes you do…yes you do.  Now shut up and swallow!  Speaking of “King James” who’s really a forward not a guard, although he plays a darn good guard.  Here’s your Top 10 forwards of all times.  Disagree?  Text me your second place list at 412-628-4856.  No. 1. Michael Jordan; 2. Julius “Dr. J.” Erving; 3. LeBron James; 4. Scotty Pippin; 5. Larry Bird; 6. Karl Malone; 7. James Worthy; 8. Connie Hawkins; 9. Elgin Baylor; and 10 Rick Barry C’Mon Man!
Double Overtime—I hate to tell you this, but it’s the truth. As your Pittsburgh Steelers end OTAs, it’s clear that if your #1 linebacker in camp is a 37-year-old James Harrison…whom I love by the way…it’s not a good sign of defense to come.
Game over

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