:07—You knew California Chrome wasn’t going to win the Belmont. You were hoping he would, but you knew better. Now, go pay your bet off before they break your legs.
:06—The Penguins fired the G.M. Told old what’s his name (how soon we forget) that he was good. Then hired Jim Rutherford to be the new G.M. Then he fired old what’s his name. That’s all I got, but I’ll keep you posted.
:05—Clearly you gotta be young to understand the old school Marvel comics. The X-Men Days of Future Past. WWWAAAYYY over my head. Go see it if you want to. I don’t know what else I can tell ya. This is a first time ever no ranking. I just can’t rank what I don’t get.
:04—Think I know very little about hockey? You’re right. And guess what, I know even less about soccer, but I do know this, there’s some kind of cup going on as we speak. I’ll keep ya posted.
:03—Only 50 days or so to Steelers training camp. Get ready boys and girls we…I’m sorry, they got plenty of work to do. Word to the wise, Coach Tomlin read the Franco Harris story. If they let Franco go, the Steelers will let anybody go. Watch your front and your back!
:02—Speaking of the Steelers, and I was, I for one am all in favor of bringing back James Harrison and Santonio Holmes. Hey, if they make the team, they make the team. If not, you cut them. No love lost.
:01—Congratulations to all the high school grads and most especially to the student athletes. If you made it this far, you’ve been blessed. And guess what? The best is yet to come. Go forth and prosper. And remember, champions aren’t born, they’re made, through desire, determination and dedication!!!
~ GAME OVER ~