:10—You know most of the time, no scratch that, all of the time, you people…that’s right, I said it. “You People!” Don’t think I know what I’m talking about. Well, lookie, lookie, at who’s playing in the NBA Championship. “The Spurs” are coming to get “The Heat” just like I told ya two months ago. The Spurs over The Heat in six. Take it to the bank!
:09—Two of the best of all time are doing their basketball thing and in a big way. Gerald “Scoot” Warrick home for a minute from his first run with the Harlem Wizards international basketball team and Gerald “G-Money” Brooks running basketball programs here in “The Burg,” two great guys doing great things. Congratulations fellas…and I’m not surprised! More on these guys later.
:08—I’m truly amazed that you want to give up on the Pirates so soon. I told you it’s just a matter of time until they adjust to the league adjusting to them.
:07—Okay, so you want to follow the rule that we don’t negotiate with terrorists for prisoners. Yeah, you like that rule unless it’s your son or father or brother or husband. Then you’re not that crazy about the rule. Oh please. Just shut up!
:06—Johnny “Mr. Football” Manziel has not only been a winner everywhere he’s played, but an elite winner at that. But, you just insist that he can’t play at the next level. He will play and well. He will start this season. And you don’t want to say it, but you’re thinking it. He’s probably going to beat the Steelers when they come here!
:05—Speaking of the Steelers, and I was. If you think that the linebacker core isn’t going to be greatly improved with Joey Porter coaching them, you’ve got another think coming.
:04—Curtis Jackson, aka “50 cent,” aka “I throw like a girl,” should now prove to those who think those guys are gods that they’re just people who can rhyme words to music. C’mon man, everybody can throw a baseball 90 feet!
:03—I know you’re waiting for me to set you straight on this so here goes. This conversation going on about the best small forward of all time. Here’s the truth. Number 1 LeBron James, No. 2 Dr. J. , No. 3 Larry Bird, No. 4 Karl Malone, No. 5 Scottie Pippen. End of story! If you get a better list call me at 412-628-4854.
:02—Movie and music review…just the way you like it. Yes you do…yes you do…shut up. Yes, you do! Now take it like a man. Movie—“A Million Ways to Die in the West” was dead on arrival. Worst movie this year. It gets one basketball and that’s because Charlize Theron is in it. Music—Summertime is here and you need to be reminded how much you miss the smooth, incredible jazz sounds of Al Jarreau. Gotcha didn’t I. Put it on. Sit on the porch. Close your eyes and just remember his greatness.
:01—Just when you thought it was safe to sit down, you get pulled back in. It’s First Friday Fantasy time again. This Friday, June 6, Brewstone’s in Monroeville. $10 at the door, dress to impress, cash kitchen, 50/50, The Allure Models, free parking, prizes and surprises, and this month’s special deal (this month only) it’s ByoB…with class and style) featuring the legend Sly Jock, The United Rays Corvette Club, Turning Corners, The Satin Soul Dancers and that good ole school music.
:00—GAME OVER !!!
