:10—Ring…Ring…RIING…Yo, Smitty’s Bar and Grill. You stab ’em, we’ll slab ’em! Who? Donald who? Don Sterling. Oh, you mean “Big D – Pimp Daddy” yeah he’s here, but he can’t come to the phone right now. He’s tied up…No, I mean really, he’s tied up and he’s about to get beat up! Well, all I can tell ya is this, he’s been coming here for years getting his ribs and getting his swerve on with Temeka, Little Boo, and LaLa and them, but after all the crazy talk he put down last week, some of the fellas thought he needed a little more than being banned from the league! And he might have been ok till he slammed “Magic Johnson”…c’mon man, you know we can’t have some old White fool disrespecting “The Magic Man!!!” I don’t know when he can talk…but he’s 82 and the whooping he’s got coming . . . he may not talk again…hello…hello…click!
:09—So you just forgot about “war” huh? How do you forget about “war?” Well do yourself a favor and pull it out. “The Cisco Kid,” “Slippin into Darkness,” “Music is What We Like to Play,” c’mon man!
:08—Steve Kerr can get a head coaching job, but Kareem, Patrick Ewing and Brian Shaw can’t? There’s something seriously wrong with that!
:07—Word to your mother…if nothing else, Myron Brown can still shoot. He went 11 for 12 from the field in the Legends’ game. I’d say so.
:06—Everybody over 50 years old, you know you want to see Godzilla. Yes you do. Yes you do! Just go ahead and see it. It’s alright. I give it three basketballs…just go with it. It’s not real. No really.
:05—Run California Chrome, run. Get that Triple Crown.
:04—It’s coming and there’s not a thing you can do to stop it. The Heat vs. The Spurs. Get ready.
:03—Look, I don’t care who sleeps with who. I really don’t. But there’s no kissing in football. I’m just saying.
:02—Now you see why Steven Adams left Pitt for the NBA, cause he can play. Now shut up!
:01—If you missed it, catch up with the 30/30 “Bad Boys” story on The Pistons. It’s the truth and all that!
:00—GAME OVER
