:07—Long time reader, Ms. Christine, is now in “The Locker Room.” Ran into her, literally, at the Penn Hills Dollar General. Oops, my bad, Ms. C., now everybody knows we’re both cheap. Read on girl…read on!
:06—“We need instant replay in baseball” so say the so called baseball experts. Stop, “We don’t need instant replay in baseball” so say the so called baseball experts. And none of the so called experts ever played anything but checkers. Just shut up and watch the game.
:05—Here it is. You know you want it. You know you love it. You know you gotta have it. Your movie review is in. Captain America, for all us Baby Boomers, is all they said it would be. Not quite as good as it could have been, but we take Marvel comics one page at a time. I give it three basketballs. And by the way, the 3D thing we pay extra for…ya’ll know it’s just stuff moved closer to you right? I mean come on man!
:04—U-Mass guard, Derrick Gordon, stepped up. I mean out, and announced he’s gay. Okay, back up people. Go home now. Nothing else to see here!!!
:03—A woman has alleged something went down in a hotel room with 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, fellow 49er Quinton Patton and Seattle Seahawk Ricardo Lockette. You can shake your head all you want, but you know where there’s smoke…there’s fire.
:02—Manny Pacquiao regained his welterweight title from Timothy Bradley after the controversial split decision June 9, 2012. Tim, you can rest easy now. The world can no longer blame you for not being a true champion, cause you ain’t!
:01—Two things you need to know about the great Mel Blount. No. 1 ~ stand next to him and tell me how you could get off the line of scrimmage, and trust me, he could still play today. 6’4″, 220 pound cornerback…are you serious? No. 2 ~ If you want to have the time of your life and be a part of one of the City of Pittsburgh’s greatest events, book your date for the Annual Mel Blount Youth Home Celebrity Roast for next year. There is nothing like it. And, you will have the time of your life! And yes Boyz and Gals, Mel’s wife “Mrs. T” alla Tiyonda does all the hard stuff. Mel just shows up!
:00—DOUBLE OVERTIME
Now you already missed the party of the year when you weren’t at the Rivers Casino two weeks ago for The Night of the Champions with the Steeler legends. Don’t miss this one! The First Friday Fantasy is back, starting Friday, May 2nd at the magnificent Brewstone Restaurant on William Penn Highway in Monroeville, across the street from Sheets Gas Station. Brought to you by Champion Enterprises, The United Rays Corvette Club and the new and important “Turning Corners” Youth Organization. The Old School Par-Tay goes from 8:00 p.m. till 2:00 a.m., starring the legendary “Sly Jock” and this month’s special guest, University of Pittsburgh All-American and ACC Hall of Famer, Jennifer Bruce – Duquesne University legend, Boston Celtic draftee, European champion, WPIAL and Pa. State Hall of Famer, B.B. Flenory, and Pittsburgh Steeler, 4 time Super Bowl champion, J.T. Thomas. For more information, call the Champions at 412-628- 4856 ~ Corvette Club at (412) 287-8610 and Turning Corners at (412) 373-1150.
~ GAME OVER ~
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